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No, I won’t hide in the backseat or stalk you when you’re with my daughter, but she and I have an agreement that she checks in often with home, and lets me know where she is and where she’s going.Also, secret meetings and clandestine adventures will be discovered—I have my ways! What rules do you have for someone dating your daughter?Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are idiots.If you show up at my home with your pants falling down I will be forced to ensure that they do not come off during the course of your date with my daughter by taking my electric staple gun and fastening the pants directly to your waist.RULE FIVE: Current thinking is that in order for you and me to get to know each other, we should talk politics, sports, and other issues. Your ignorance and stupidity will only serve to anger me.
Otherwise, once you’ve gone out with my little girl you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. RULE SEVEN: As you stand in my hallway waiting for my daughter to appear, do not sigh and fidget.
[Have your child sign i MOM’s Cell Phone Contract.] I know, the style is to be cool and distant.
But if you want to spend time with my girl, I will insist that you treat her like a lady.
Courtesy of my dad…via his i Pad…you gotta love technology!
RULE ONE: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be delivering a package because you’re sure not picking anything up. You may glare at her adoringly, so long as you do not peer at anything below the neck.
If you want to be on time you should not be dating my daughter.